Behind the Bush
by Bobisco
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FINDING PAUL ALLEN

 

I was wandering through the streets of New York still shocked by what I had done to Linda. What should I do now? I had ruined my only real chance to do something with my life. What would I tell Selma? For a moment, I thought about the possibility of running away with Linda, without Selma. Maybe there could be a chance. I knew she felt something for me. She must have. I knew I was still well regarded. Although I wasn’t the second richest man or the most powerful man, I had some raw charm of a real alpha male. At least I thought so. Then, I touched my cheek that was still bleeding and was well aware that I was just delusional. There was no way she would even speak to me after everything that just happened, let alone do anything else. Not in a million years. Not even drunk. Having sex with her… I couldn’t even explain how I managed to get that far. Although I thought I could write a book on the psychology of seduction, with Linda I felt like an absolute beginner. So, how did I do it?
Then I remembered that she said that there wouldn’t be any celebrations in New York. She was wrong. She wanted to cover it up. That couldn’t be the reason. No it wasn’t possible. Finally, my male-ego left some space for sense. The meeting with the Microsoft guys, now that it wasn’t happening, what would they do next? What should I do next? Paul Allen. Paul Allen. Paul Allen was in the hotel! That could be enough. But why would he come to the Waldorf if the celebration was in California? To get engaged? Yet Allen didn’t know Linda was in New York. Oh yes, the message in the Ferrari. That was why he came. What was going on here? If I could understand the game I could still turn it to my advantage.
Questions and answers were racing in my mind while I was turning left to East 59th Street.

***

“Was Paul Allen there?” Daniel was really curious to find out how the story ended.
“That was really key for everything. Was he in hotel? And even more importantly what other things did Linda and he agree to, apart from engagement.” As I pronounced the word ‘engagement’ I felt a flush of some bizarre jealousy race through me.
“I don’t see how the engagement fits in with the Paris plan.”
“I did not think about that then, but yes, you are right. Yet at time I wanted to know what was happening. I ran back to hotel to find out everything.”
“You were a brave man. Going back to Linda’s room must have been very tough after what happened between you two.”
“I realized that halfway to hotel.”
“So what did you do?”
“I decided to cut out middleman.”
“What do you mean?”
“I decided to talk directly to Paul Allen!”

***

I was running towards the hotel, but soon got out of breath so I began walking. Along the way I passed a bar, and thought how I wouldn’t mind a drink, so I decided to enter. I found a stool at the bar and ordered a double straight whisky and soda. As soon as I got the drink, I drank the spirit bottom up, asking for a second double whisky only a minute after the first one. The second double whisky didn’t last long either, but I did manage to put a finger in the glass and cleaned the cut on my face with alcohol before I drank it. After the third glass, I wasn’t thinking about the plan, or finding Paul Allen or anything else. All I was thinking about was Linda. That bitch. She didn’t even know what good sex was.
If I were looking for a starfish, I would go fishing. Bloody pretty girls, just lie down and spread their limbs thinking that being beautiful was all it took for good sex. I knew very well that bad sex was proportional to a woman’s beauty. That is why I never discriminated against ugly chicks. I had some really ugly gals that did wonders in bed, with a couple of bad exceptions that just proved the rule. On those occasions I simply drank myself drunk immediately after they left just so I could forget about them and everything that happened. Booze usually worked for me in those situations, but now, I couldn’t forget what had happened to me.
After the fourth drink I ran out of cash, so I realized that I had to go back to my hotel room for some more money. But Selma would be in the room. And what was Linda doing? Getting married to that rich, ugly pig, that’s what. I had better talk to him – to tell everything to his face!
I headed back to the hotel, and headed straight to the reception. I forgot all about checking about plans to move to Paris. I was too focused on approaching Paul and having a man-to-man chat about Linda. I would tell him everything that had just happened and convince him to leave Linda alone.

***

“Paul Allen? You must be crazy! You went to talk to him, about sending you to Paris?”
“Yep. I was drunk.” I was making excuses.
“He’d never even met you!” Daniel was amused by the story.
“Even worse, I was going to tell him about me and Linda.”
Daniel laughed.
“I know; I was crazy and drunk. I hated her, but at same time I couldn’t stand her getting married to him.”
“You must have been out of your mind!” Daniel was completely astonished by my admission.
“What can I say, I was drunk.”
“I know that. Still… Tell me, how did you plan to find Mr. Allen?”
“I went straight to reception.”
“And what did they tell you?”

***

“I am sorry, sir, but we cannot disclose that kind of information,” a cute receptionist politely answered with a big smile.
“Oh yes you can. I know he is in the hotel and I am an old friend, and would really like to catch up with Mr. Allen.”
“I understand, sir. Are you a hotel guest?”
“Yes, I am,” I said with pride. “Room 913.”
“And your name is?” She was typing the details down into a computer which was hidden behind the reception desk.
“George Divac.” We naturally didn’t provide hotels with our real personal details.
“George?” The receptionist was surprised at the mismatch between my name and my accent.
“That’s correct.” Naturally, I didn’t want do explain anything.
“OK, that’s fine. I can pass your message and room number to Mr. Allen. Just tell me in which room is he staying?”
“That’s why I came to see you. I don’t know which room he’s in.”
“I understand, sir, but really, I can’t help you. Why don’t you call him on his mobile and check which room he’s staying in? That’s certainly easier.” She smiled again and the lamp on the reception desk illuminated her white teeth, which contrasted her darker, probably Hispanic skin.
“Listen, lady, I wouldn’t be asking you for a favor if I had his number. This is a surprise for Paul, but I really have to find him.”
“Sir, as I said I can’t help you.” The girl was losing her patience.
“Natalie,” I read her nametag. “If you don’t help, I will be forced to knock on every single suite you have in your hotel until I find him.”
“Sir, if I were you, I wouldn’t do that. I will be forced to call security. Please go to your room and rest.” Now Natalie was trying to prevent an incident.
“I need to see him.”
“OK, I will have to call my manager. Maybe he can help you.”
While Natalie turned her back, I ran for the lifts. I needed to find Paul, but I felt vulnerable without money. Therefore I decided to take money quickly from the room. Being under the influence, I completely forgot about Selma.
When she opened the door the first thing Selma looked at was my cut. “Crni Zoki, šta je bilo? 27
“Ma ništa, kucka ce nas zajebati. Moram brzo da nadem Pola, da se s njim dogovorim. 28” I continued talking in Serbian, being afraid that Linda might hear my lies.
Selma looked as though she knew that this was going to happen. “E pa nece moci to tako. Sad cu ja njoj sve da objasnim. Ne može ona tako s nama. 29
“Selma!” I tried to stop her, but Selma stormed out and was already knocking on Linda’s door.
“Linda, we need to talk!”
I was lingering behind Selma. The alcohol in my blood was slowing me down. However, the stress forced me to think. What would happen next? I tried to stop Selma, but she was already knocking hard on Linda’s door.
“Linda, please open.”
At that moment a cleaning lady was approaching with her trolley through the lobby. I finally saw the usefulness of having rooms cleaned twice a day.
“Excuse me, miss, can you please help me for a moment?”
“Yes, sir.” An African-American maid smiled. She must have been sixteen years old, or she was just petite, but I was sure that I would easily handle the matter.
“Can you please open this room?”
“Is that your room, sir?”
“It is friend’s room. Open it, just to check something.”
“Sorry, sir, I cannot do that. It’s against regulations.”
“Please, miss.” I turned to Selma. “Daj mi 20 dolara. 30” Luckily, Selma had the wallet and gave me a twenty-dollar bill from the wallet. “We have a friend in that room and she is not answering the phone.” I suddenly felt sober. The pressure was pumping fresh blood to my head. Selma also stepped in.
“Yes, we were supposed to go on a tour and we don’t know where she is. If everything is OK with her.”
“Sorry, ma’am, I can’t do that.”
“Listen, lady, we are not asking anything illegal from you. Just go and clean this room first, and check if anybody is inside and you will get twenty dollars just for doing your job. OK?”
The girl thought for a while. “OK, but for a hundred.”
“A hundred? You must be insane. Even twenty is too much.”
“Well, I have to keep to my schedule. I’m starting from that side. Do you see it? Some fifteen rooms before I reach this one. Probably a good two hours. And even then, you won’t know if your friend is in that room.”
“Fifty dollars.”
“It’s nice being appreciated.”
The girl casually took the twenty-dollar bill and waited for Selma to give her thirty more. After she got her fifty bucks the girl put them in her apron, pulled out her master key and opened the door. She just looked inside and said. “Oh God!”

***

“What was in the room?” Daniel was curious to find it out.
“It was hard to say who was more shocked, the girl or us.”
“What did she find? A body?”
“No. She saw a room in complete mess. Somebody trashed the room, like burglars or…”
“Or the Secret Service.”
“Or Secret Service,” I repeated. Although, at the time, my first thought was that Linda had staged a rape scene, but then I realized that the whole thing would go too far. The Secret Service search was a more logical explanation.
“What did you do?”
“What we did? We fled the scene. They could be also after us.”
“But they didn’t search your apartment?”
“Well…”

***


27 - Poor Zoran, what happened with you?
28 - Nothing, but the bitch is trying to play us out. We have to find Paul ASAP to cut a deal with him.
29 - I will see about that. I am going to talk to her.
30 - Give me twenty dollars.

 

 

 

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Unfortunately, I am still emotionally and financially devastated and although I could prove most of the facts from the story, I cannot afford litigations, especially when some names and details have been intentionally changed to protect the individuals involved. Hence, the following disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Characters, corporations, institutions and organizations mentioned in this novel are either the product of the author's imagination or, if real, used fictitiously without any intent to describe actual conduct.
Bobisco, September 2007.