LINDA
It
was the beginning of summer and I was working, as usual,
in peak hours. The radio news informed listeners that the
evil man Milosevic had finally been sent to Hague for the
war crimes trial of the new century. Although before the
war I enjoyed every mention of my country in American movies,
nowadays, I hated all the attention the former Yugoslavia
was getting in the media. Particularly, I didn't like how
Serbs were labeled as the 'bad guys', which would often
be used to create arguments at home. I already had enough
material to constantly argue with Selma, so this whole political
stuff was an unnecessary extra.
The day was sunny and hot at ninety degrees, but I didn't
mind. I always liked warm weather that reminded me of home,
and I had also just received a generous tip from a lobbyist
for the independence of Corsica. And then, she waved to
call me - a beautiful lady in her late thirties. She was
in a beige Chanel-style set, with two suitcases and a laptop
bag.
I pulled up to the sidewalk and stopped. Quickly, I took
her suitcases and put them in the trunk. She gracefully
entered the backseat. I realized then just how drop-dead
gorgeous she was. She had big emerald-green eyes, long chestnut
hair, and a stunningly pretty and smart face. She looked
like an older version of Catherine Zeta-Jones. She must
have been a real babe when she was younger, but even now,
she was definitely my 'customer of the month'.
"Can you please hurry up?" It was the first thing
she said to me. No 'Hi', no destination.
"Yes, ma'am. Where?"
"Listen, Zoran, is that your name?"
"How do you know?" I liked how she pronounced
my name. But her voice didn't match her appearance. It was
deeper than what I had expected it to be.
"Drive me straight to Union Station."
"Yes, ma'am." I moved the cab, thinking about
her. I was always interested in my passengers; especially
the good-looking female customers. When I didn't know their
stories I would conjure them up in my mind. But how did
she know my name? "Excuse me, ma'am, how did you know
my name?"
"It is on your cabdriver's license."
"Why did you ask then, is that my name?"
"Well, I must admit your picture is awful." She
smiled to make her statement less harsh. "You look
better than that photo. And by the way, I don't believe
in everything I see printed on paper."
I just nodded my head. She was good. But something was strange.
She looked like someone who was very nervous but wanted
to keep a cool façade.
She interrupted my thoughts. "Can you please drive
a little faster? I know that everyone probably asks you
that, but this really is an emergency."
"I'll try, but on five-minute route it is hard to make
up much time. Late for train?"
"No. I am not going anywhere," she said with a
troubled voice.
"Excuse me?"
"Just drive there, please."
I frowned and didn't notice that the traffic light had just
turned red. I passed in full speed.
"Whoa, cowboy! Slow down a little! You don't have to
break the limits and rules or get us killed."
"Lady, what do you want!?" I was getting annoyed
despite being attracted to her.
"I want to arrive quickly and safely at the train station."
"...And to go nowhere..." I decided to tease her.
I had quite a lot of experience in picking up babes. Teasing
girls, I filled with the occasional compliment that usually
resulted in their defense, which consequently resulted in
them letting down their guard when they would try to prove
themselves. However, this didn't work with Linda:
"It's a long story." That was all she said.
"Doesn't matter. We are almost there." I gave
up on the game. She seemed to be really worried and was
way out of my league, therefore not an ideal target. Even
though I try to aim high, I still know my limits.
"This is the plan. Drop me at the main entrance and
go around the Plaza, and I will be at the crossing at Columbus
Circuit. Got it?"
"What plan? What do you want me to do?"
"Just turn left around the Plaza and wait for me at
the east station entrance. I'll be there in a minute."
"Why not wait for you here?"
"Because I said so."
The car slowed down. I stopped the meter and turned back
to get the money, but Linda was already stepping out of
the car.
"Hey! Where are you going?"
"Remember, turn left. See you at the station entrance."
She then ran away with her laptop bag.
"Hey, lady! Come back! You owe me four bucks! Damn!"
I couldn't believe she had played me up so easily and cheaply.
I looked for her, but she was already in the crowd, out
of my sight. I was mad. To trick me just like that, for
bloody four bucks. Then I realized that her suitcases were
still in my trunk. Wait a moment. What was going on here?
I didn't know what to think. I went out to check if her
stuff was still in the trunk.
Linda Sears. That was the name on the luggage tag. Now what
should I do? The most reasonable solution was just to go
where she said and wait. I moved the car slowly in the crowded
street and turned left while I was looking around for Linda.
Then, for a moment, I thought I saw her, but a second later
she wasn't there anymore. I was slowly approaching the spot
at the entrance and stopped next to the curb. At the very
same moment, my back door flung open and Linda entered the
car. She then quickly crouched down to hide her presence
from the people outside.
"Drive and don't turn around. Just drive. Slowly,"
she said, still panting.
"Where?"
"Anywhere. Anywhere outside the city. Go to your place,
I don't mind, just go!"
"Lady, what is going on here?" I moved the cab,
confused about everything that had happened to me in the
last five minutes.
"Listen to me carefully. I think I'm being followed.
Can you please keep an eye out in case someone is following
us? OK?"
"Who is following you? Listen, I don't want to get
into any kind of trouble." I was becoming frustrated.
"You won't. Trust me. But you need to help me now.
I'll explain it all later, just drive."
Like any other idiotic alpha-male primate, I suddenly felt
protective. I wanted to help her. I felt so close to her
at that moment and so powerful at the same time because
a gorgeous lady was asking for my help and protection. She
even suggested going back to my place. I decided to calm
her down.
"Your name is Linda?"
"Yes, how do you know?"
"I know some tricks as well."
"What tricks?"
"Your luggage tags. Don't worry. Who are you running
from?"
Still crouched in the backseat of my cab and clutching onto
her laptop bag, after a few seconds of contemplation she
said, "My ex-lover."
"Ex-lover?" I repeated, as I couldn't believe
what I had just heard. "You know, you look scared like
you are running from his wife." I slowly began laughing,
an honest laugh. I have experienced mad husbands chasing
me. The very thought of them knowing their wives were cheating
on them with me was half of the cheating fun. Yet, I couldn't
imagine a guy chasing a runaway mistress. Well, I sensed
that the guy was probably married; at least being a 'lover'
in my head meant being married.
"He must be pretty desperate guy. And very in love
with you," I said, feigning compassion.
"Not really. He's just a control freak."
"I got it." I nodded my head. "Tell me, Linda,
where are we going?"
"Well, if you could buy me a drink, I would love to
go to some bar. I really need a drink."
"I must admit, it is really hard to resist that offer,
but this is still work hours," I said, putting on my
seductive grin that I thought was cool, but I was afraid
that it was, for most girls, just funny. Inside, I was jumping
with joy thinking how lucky I was. This would be one of
my easiest pulls. I wanted to make sure that I was getting
the right signals.
"How about having drinks in some hotel?" I hinted
with a cocky voice.
"You are very sweet, but I really just need a drink
and some company, without any funny ideas. Are we clear?"
Linda said, and although she was still hiding in the backseat,
her voice radiated authority.
I was disappointed and was already thinking of ways to withdraw
my offer.
"I don't know what you have in mind. I'm married, you
know." Despite being rejected many times before, I
still didn't like to accept the fact and my exit strategy
consisted of claiming miscommunication. This was particularly
easy, however, with non-Yugoslav girls when I was forced
to speak in English.
"In fact, I'm very married," I continued my story.
"You probably did not understand me well. You know,
maybe this whole drinks thing is very bad idea." My
strong Slavic accent was usually sharper when I was excited
… or lying. I hoped she didn't notice.
Linda interrupted me. "Please, I really need a drink
and I'm afraid to go alone. They are after me."
"They?" I was surprised. The balance changed again.
She needed my help. I briefly turned my head and looked
at Linda squatted in the backseat, so vulnerable.
"Please help me, Zoran." She gently put her hand
on my shoulder while asking me for help, with a voice loaded
with despair, and I roused.
I immediately felt bad about my behavior. Couldn't I just
for once act like a human being without those last thoughts?
What was wrong with just having a drink with a beautiful,
smart and rich lady? Rich at least for my standards. Surprisingly
she didn't mind drinking with a cabbie like me. Although
I wasn't fond of talking to girls without any hidden agendas
of my own, this time I agreed to just talk.
I looked at Linda's big green eyes, curiously trying to
read if I would go with her. This eye communication seemed
more effective than English, but this moment of silence
was soon interrupted by Linda, who seemed to sense that
I was cooked.
"OK then. Go to Morrison Clark Inn. Do you know where
it is?"
"Yes, I know."
I turned left and continued thinking. I had always thought
about the people I was driving, but I didn't have much conversation
with them. People don't talk about meaningful things with
cabdrivers, apart from the regular chitchat so loaded with
politics in Washington D.C. This time I had a stunning lady
in my cab who wanted to talk with me. Just to talk. This
has never happened to me before. To be invited for a drink
by a passenger, it was something new and interesting. I
turned back and said, "What the hell. Let's go for
drink."
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